im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!
me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!
it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures
is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class
I write sins not cosines or tangents
theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying